The functionality of the Mouse

(In the tone of a late-night sex commercial)

"Hey baby. I'm a mouse for the computer. Sex me. Gender me, and I'll do my function. I enage in intersexed sex with my head as a USB port, BUT only once you've    turned on     the computer with that touch of yours. I see with my cunt and enjoy being fondled and moved. Play with my scroll and watch me jump the screen up and down. With me, it's all feeling, baby; the nervous system    is    my system. I'll ejaculate those electrodes and cause things to function. Oh baby, (c)lick me. Yes. That's good. I'll open up those programs (if you know what I mean)."
Submitted by iea on Tue, 11/06/2007 - 6:20pm. iea's blog | login or register to post comments | printer friendly version